Horrific Smelling Farts From Strangers
I DJ at a bar on the weekends. I don't know why, but apparently bars, and booze, and farts all go together. It never fails; every single weekend, somebody in that place ate rotten armadillo, and has the heinous smelling gas to prove it.
Not having my order taken first at a restaurant.
When I go out to eat with my boyfriend, I expect my order to be taken first. It's just good manners. Ladies first, and all. However, more often than not, they ask him first. To his credit, he always corrects the waitress by saying, "Take the lady's order first."
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You know when I open Blogger, all the blogs I read updates show on my "dashboard" when I saw smelling farts is offensive to you, I laughed here at my kitchen table. I didnt even think of that. However, after gastric bypass, my farts rarely stink...
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